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Should Keep Both Zipped Up! HERE TO SEND	One Terribly Painful - Other Just Having Big Baby! HERE TO SEND

Both Distrust Men! HERE TO SEND	Don't Have To Wait Hours For Seconds! HERE TO SEND

Have Wife Picking Out Clothes! HERE TO SEND	Because Have None! HERE TO SEND

Through Chest With Sharp Knife! HERE TO SEND	Is Insurance Company! HERE TO SEND

Satisfy You - But Only For Little While! HERE TO SEND	One Squeeze And They're All Over You! HERE TO SEND

HERE TO SEND	That Names His Penis - Or Any Other Body Part! HERE TO SEND

Before He Admits He's Lost! HERE TO SEND	One Has Pricks On Inside! HERE TO SEND

Because Only Attacks Brain! HERE TO SEND	Lifting Feet So Wife Can Vacuum Underneath! HERE TO SEND

.. Should Sleep With TV Remote! .. HERE TO SEND	He's Breathing! HERE TO SEND

Put TV Remote Control Between Toes! HERE TO SEND	Gifted! HERE TO SEND