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Pick Your
Rat'Em.
New Year Card
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Rat'Em.
Resolution Card
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Because Your Are 
Turning Into A Big Fat PIG!!
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So
Self-Absorbed!!.
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.Lose All Those Liars 
Losers And Leeches!!
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Job And Get Off 
Your Lazy Ass!!
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Ugly Pathetic People - 
Starting With YOU !!
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 A Fool And Their $$$
Are Soon Parted !!
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Time On The Net - You Are 
Becoming A Net Nerd!!
Such A Bitch -
Even Kidnappers Would Let You Go!!
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 You Are Turning Into
A Drunken Slob!! 
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You Smell Like A 
Nasty Stinky Ashtray!! 
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 Improve You Dental Hygiene -
Your Breath Stinks Like A Smelly
Funky Gym Locker!!
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More Sensual 
Bed Partner - 
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And Get A
Real Relationship!!
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You Look Like The Pillsbury 
Dough Boy - Join A Gym!!
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.FIND .
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